ANAK AKU DAH BERSUNAT


Sebenarnye aku dah tak larat dah nak type entry nie. But the aku taype gak la sket2. Nie aku nak citer paal anak laki sulung aku, Adam Hakeemi. Dia dah bersunat. Nak tau citeranak aku nie click di sini. heheheh Salam.

-aku yg malas-

Sahabat Pemuda Seputeh - Fullscreen

JOKES


BY EIFFA AKMAL


The Lie Detector


John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.


"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.


"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.


The robot walked around the table and slappedTommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.


"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where youreally were after school."


"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie..." said Tommy.


"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.


"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.


The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down andsaid,


"I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."


"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."


The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,


"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,he is your son!"


The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.


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Never Argue With Kids


My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.


He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.


He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.


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Crazy but not stupid.


One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH. ( Institute of mental health)He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.


As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.


The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here’s what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"


The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?" Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"


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Onestone..


There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!


'The word got around and nobody called him that any more.Then one day a young woman named Blue Birdforgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.


Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


Why ???


OH, come on... take a guess !!!


Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!!


Everyone knows...You can't kill Two Birdswith OneStone !!!

SAMY PORDAH

Samy Vellu hari ini mahu mencari publisiti murahan dengan mendesak Awang Selamat dikenakan tindakan kerana coretan beliau yang menyatakan mereka kaum pendatang.

Sebelum ini apabila Ahamad Ismail menyatakan mereka kaum pendatang, beliau dikenakan tindakan oleh UMNO sendiri.

Memang mereka kaum pendatang, apa perlu kita kecil hati dan sukar menerima hakikat ini.Setelah sekian lama Samy memerintah MIC dan sukar dipercayai beliau tidak menerima hakikat yang mereka kaum pendatang.

Tak perlulah kita mewujudkan seorang lagi KAYVEAS di dalam BN.

Mohd Razlan Muhammad Rafii

Ketua Pemuda Seputeh

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

MELAYU PERKAUMAN ATAU JANGAN BAGI MELAYU BERCAKAP

Hanya dengan sebuah artikel didalam Utusan Malaysia yang ditulis Awang Selamat ( seorang Melayu), beliau telah dituduh memainkan isu perkauman.

Sekarang ini orang Melayu sudah tidak boleh bercakap tentang bangsa sendiri sebab bila bercakap sahaja tentang orang Melayu ada sahaja kaum-kaum lain di Malaysia tidak berpuas hati.

Tetapi bila meraka bercakap tentang kaum mereka,orang Melayu kena diam dan tidak boleh bersuara.

Melayu semakin hari semakin terpinggir ditanah air sendiri. Ini lah akibat apabila Melayu tidak bersatu dan gilakan kuasa hinggakan tidak boleh bersuara langsung tentang hak-hak orang Melayu.

Jangan pada suatu hari nanti,orang Melayu akan menjadi semakin terpinggir seperti dinegara jiran dan juga seperti di Palestin. Kaum lain lebih dominan dari kaum asal tanahair tersebut.

Sedar lah wahai orang Melayu,kita tidak boleh lagi berdiam diri lagi.

Bersatu lah Wahai KaumKu

Jangan kita lupa lagu “Anak Kecil Main Api”

Sham Anuar

June 3, 2009

GAMBAR LAMA-LAMA

Hari nie aku dpt banyak gambar lama-lama kengkawan kasi. So aku pun upload la gambar2 tuh kat sini untuk tatapan semua kengkawan. Kepada kengkawan yg donate gambar2 lama tuh terima kasih bebanyak la yer. Salam.

Cube korang teka aku kat mana??? heheheheh

Nie gambar masa Lower Six. Heheheh gamai dah aku tak ingat...sori kengkawan

Nie gambar masa 31st August 1993

Atas n bawah nie gambar Tattoo VI 100 years 1993

Haaaa...yang nie gambar aku masa matrix

Kat atas nie gambar Pembimbing Rakan Sebaya....heheheheh gamai yg rosak.

Nie gambar kengkawan LLb (Hons) aku

Lastly gambar Victoria Institution Cader Corps NCO's Board 1994 (Pastuh aku ngan batch aku kene guling dalam coup de et tanpa darah) hahahahahaha

DI SEKITAR MAJLIS PERSANDINGAN

LAURA EMILY

HOLIDAY VILLA

30/5/2009

DISEKITAR MAJLIS AKAD NIKAH

LAURA EMILY ROHAILAN

29/5/2009

Korang mesti tertanye-tanye kenapa banyak gambar Fauzan. aku tau dia bukan pengantin, tapi saja nak promo dia. Mana tau ko-kot ader yg berminat ker.

Hantaran nie bukan Fauzan sponser. Sajer jek letak pasal angel lawa

Nie pun sama

Ini kawan-kawan saper ek??? Hehehehe

The whole family togather

CONGRATS AMY

ANAK-ANAK COMEL KU

Takde apa yang boleh ku katakan kecuali aku sayang mereka.

SIME DARBY CONVENTION CENTER

Malam tuh pulak makan Chinese Food kat SDCC Bukit Kiara. Kali nie angah laks belanja makan. Ok la sedap gaks. Tapi anak2 aku tuh ... baik bebenor....hehehehe terima saje lah seadanye anak2 kesayang aku nie. Korang tengok sendiri la aper diorang buat. Ahaks. Salam.

HARTAMAS KIDZONE

Lepas balik drp Janda Baik, aku bawak bebudak nie gi KidZone kat Hartamas. Sini senang, leh tinggalkan diorang main sampai puas n aku pun surf internet la. Aper lagi update bolg PemudaSeputeh la. Kalau kat rumah banyak gangguan. So kat sini freeeee sket. Lapar leh order. Bebudak pun layan diri jek. Saper2 bapak2 yang tension kat rumah tak leh blogging ker or surffing ker...bawak lah anak2 anda ke sini. Hahahahah. Salam.

SEPETANG DI JANDA BAIK

Minggu lepas agak bz la jugak aku dan family. Memula aku bawak diorang gi melawat kem Sri Raudah. Aku anto bebudak Seputeh yang nak ambik PMR dan SPM gi kursus jatidiri menghadapi peperiksaan. Yerla diorang dah dok situ sejak Jumaat dan balik sok Ahad. So alang-alang dah dekat Janda Baik, aku pun gi la saner join along, angah dan kengkawan depa celebrate birthday along yang ke ........... kat sana. BBQ beb...pegi jek la kan. Lawa tempat tuh. Takde org laks tuh. Saper yg slalu tension tuh, pergilah ke sana. Tenang. Salam.

ADAM GI DENTIS

Hahahaha...nie anak aku. Malas gosok gigi so dia sakit gigi. Gi sana Doc cakap takde apa. Lerrrr gigi baru nak tumbuh laaaaaa. Patut la sakit gigi. Anak aku nie gigi cantik tapi kotor sket. So aper lagi scaling laaaaa.

Tapi walau pun gigi kotor, tapi tak berkarat. Slalu bebudah cam Adam nie, yag kuat makan gula ngan cokelat. gigi mesti karat n reput. Tapi so far gigi dia cantik lagi...cam gigi aku hehehehe.

Haaaaaa....nie Dental Clinic di. DENTALPRO. Memang proooo...maheeelllll tapi berbaloi la ngan ke kelasan klinik dan doktornye pakar, servis cepat, gigi bersih, tempat amat2 selesa dan boleh order air apa saja tanpa had (percuma daaa). Anak aku si Fahd nie memang suke ler tempat2 camni...and pasal ader kolam air tengah-tengah klinik nie.

Adam and fahad ajak aku gi sini lagi pasal diorang leh tengok cartoon sambil order air bebanyak...heheheh ada 10 customer cam aku bankrupt ler DentalPro nie. Hahahah. Sapa berminat gi DentalPro, klinik dia kat Bangsar.

ORG BALL

Hahahaha...korang pernah main Org Ball??? Kalau berminat ajak la aku. Kita gi main kat Titiwangsa. Hehehehe